Monday, April 11, 2011

If all else fails...

Use this line:

You: "Hey I'm invisible"
Her: "No you're not"
You: "Can you see me?"
Her: "Yes"
You: "How about tomorrow night? ;)"

DON'T CONTINUE READING UNLESS YOU WANT TO HAVE YOUR DREAMS CRUSHED.

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Her: "Go fuck a landmine"
You: "..."
Her: *cue physical abuse that women can do publicly and get away with*
You: Ouch.

You read it didn't you? Here's something that will cheer you up:

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