1. I'm one of those annoying people who actually believe that someone out there cares about my opinions (other than my parents who will no doubt google this if they ever had an inkling that I had a blog - or better yet, they need to know what a blog actually is).
2. Inevitably, the topics of this blog may begin to revolve or involve males/females/inanimate objects and basically, any other mundane thing that comes into mind while I verbally vomit over this page. And I would like to both apologise and warn you of this.
3. Research has shown that people who blog or write down their thoughts perform better in assessments and other academic activities. No seriously. This isn't one of those, 33% of people make up statistics, crap. It's real, I remember reading it somewhere important. Google it.
4. I feel like complaining, which is hypocritical and ironic because I don't usually approve of complaining over the Internet. Cause that's how cool I am.

5. I, quite clearly, have a lot of "spare" time on my hands.
And a bunch of other reasons which I cannot muster the brain power to think up. Oh, and I promise to not write like a retard with stupid abbreviations like "dis" instead of "this". *cue applause*
The reason this is called "Open house" is not because I'm actually planning on selling my house or whatever, but because this blog is publicly-enabled and stalker-friendly - as opposed to my other, more serious, private blog. :)
On another note, check out this awesome FB event (not a virus - an event) that I created to get back at one of my good friends from uni. :) Click this link here to attend!
That will make up the best 10 seconds you ever spend :) I mean seriously, with a picture like that (see right) as the main image, who can resist clicking "Attend"?
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