Although my taste in music is diverse and oddly specific at the same time, Michael Buble is always the fastest way to any girls heart. If you've never heard him singing before - it's what I would imagine the voice of a sex god to sound like. The only reason he hasn't been a voice-over for any animation movies is because his voice alone can impregnate people.
Oh that reminds me, I finally figured out what super power I'd like. I'd like the ability to impregnate anyone by just concentrating on them. It doesn't matter if they're male or infertile - I'll make them pregnant. Now before you laugh (if you're not already), I'd like for you to imagine what this power means. It's an ability as old as time, and as powerful as it too. I could be the ultimate super hero or super villain - depending on my mood and time of month. :)
2. Princess Beatrice Royal Wedding Vagina-coloured Hat & Desserts
In case you didn't know or were living under a rock for the past year, Kate and William got married recently and this hat made headlines:
The real irony is that everyone said they would NEVER wear such a hat and she was insulted for wearing it... and it's currently on eBay for GBP 11,600.00 (Approximately US $18,801.28). I kid you not, here's the link (in case some of my specimens have about 19K to burn): Click here! Not a virus I swear! Oh what's that? You didn't even consider me sending a virus online? And now that I've said that, you're paranoid? Oh wells, welcome to the glamorous life of a paranoid creep! After a few hours you'll be exactly like me - and no, quickly closing the window and burning your computer won't change that - yay! :)
Onto dessert items (which are only included in this section because I can't say enough about it for it to be in it's own category), I eat them. You eat them. We have something in common - let me have your babies. :D
Seriously, the starter and main courses only exist to increase the anticipation for dessert!
On another note: as if you didn't think "vagina-coloured" when you first saw that... or is it just me again? '_'
On yet ANOTHER note: why is the expression: "living under a rock" meant to be a reprimand? Living underground would be awesome (if the air circulation was good). I'd love to live in an underground cave which I'd turn into a laboratory like Batman (the comic book versions, not the modern movie adaptations). Yes, I still read comics.
3. Broad shoulders
On absolutely anything. Men, women, animals, couches, beds, specimens, nipples, sticky tape - seriously it's impossible to over-do it!
4. Geeks
See my previous blog for more on this, but basically my dream guy would do the following considerably 'geeky' things:
- Shop at ThinkGeek
- Game - and is actually good at it!
- When they play games, they HAVE to absolutely do everything and make sure they didn't miss any hidden features until they finish it! Because playing them any other way is just decreasing from the experience.
- Manage their time (aka. remember to take showers).
- Know programming code :3
- Speak Klingon
- Use Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock to solve problems.
- Refers to me by either by full name (if they can pronounce it) or alternatively, my elvish name. Yes, even in bed. :)
At the end of the day, I'm fairly confident that's what all women want in their men. Trust me, I'm an expert in getting women's numbers. :)
Which brings me onto another topic: many specimens aren't able to determine my sexuality. There are many guesses, including:
- I'm straight but sometimes act - rather convincingly - homosexual.
- I'm bi-sexual.
- I'm completely lesbian.
I thought that on this EXCLUSIVE BLOG INTERVIEW WITH MYSELF, that I'd clear this once and for all!!
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*oh how exciting*
I'm Leanne. :)
5. Geeks with broad shoulders
Okay, if you're not automatically hot and bothered from reading that, you're weirder than me. :)
Anyways, it's way past my bedtime (still pretty early at 9.30pm but YOU don't have to wake up at 6am tomorrow in the freaking ice cold morning!).
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